.001 [Video]

[thebestnose]

[She's been pushing buttons and has finally figured out the video function. Hooray! Now she's glaring at the screen.] Well, I’ll be jaundiced. I guess all that wasn’t a dream. [Long, awkward pause.] Name’s Jane. I'm apparently a warden here. [Another long, awkward pause until she gets annoyed at herself and talks a little faster.] Look, I know there’s work to be done around here until I get an inmate. Whenever that is. There’s always Useful Work to do. However...

...I haven’t heard any of the normal overhued chatter, so I guess that doesn’t really matter. Perfect. This place might not be so bad after all.